it's kind of annoying that I don't get a chance to show the real me without being lumped with the stereotypes of being Pakistani (which is what I'm assuming is happening here often).
Also I seem to be solely attracted to asian guys of which the majority happen to be indian...
Meanwhile, I felt like a total idiot with my old cell phone that didn’t even have a camera.
We get in Pakistan too, and just because there is officially “no dating” doesn’t mean there aren’t ways around that.
Go to any Pakistani university and you’ll find a dating culture to rival anything in the West. When I’d tell people I had actually flown to the UK, their next question was what it must have felt like for me to fly for the first time — at which point I’d gently break it to them that I’ve been flying since I was little. It’s because Pakistan is quite a big country and flying, especially these days, is quite affordable and often the most trouble-free option for travel. That’s like meeting someone from the UK and saying “I love jellied eels!
My first language is English, but I have Pakistani friends whose English is so well spoken that they make my musings sound like the workings of an epileptic monkey at a typewriter.
Even I ended up guilty of this one when I went to Pakistan on a trip last year, after a six-year gap.
He handed it back to the waitress and told her that he is not going to pay for this piss.